| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Tax the Machine to Fund the Human
The new Economic Formula!
Y = K^alpha (H^beta + phi M^gamma)
- Y = Total Wealth
- K = Capital
- H = Human Labor (Sweat)
- M = Machine Labor (Silicon)
- phi = Phi (The Multiplier)
- alpha, beta, gamma = The exponents (Alpha, Beta, Gamma). Make sure these are superscript (small and high up) relative to the letters.
This soft, classic tee carries a low-key, playful design across the chest — a washed aqua and black typographic treatment that feels like a quiet wink. Lightweight but sturdy 100% cotton gives it breathable comfort you can reach for on warm mornings or layered under a jacket when the evening cools. The relaxed fit and ribbed crew neck keep the silhouette familiar and easy; it’s the kind of shirt you throw on for weekend errands, late-night study sessions, or casual meetups with friends. Small details — tear-away label, taped shoulders, and tubular knit with minimal seams — make it comfortable and long-wearing so the shirt stays a steady part of your rotation instead of fading into the back of the drawer.
Product features
– 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for breathable, durable wear
– Classic relaxed fit with ribbed crew neckline and tear-away label for comfort
– Tubular knit construction and shoulder tape reduce seams and prevent stretching
– Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeves/neck label, DTG for main print) for crisp detail
– Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton with 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat






























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